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♪ I've got to tell you my tale

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♪ Of how I loved
and how I failed

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♪ I hope you understand... ♪

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Sorry, we're closed
for a private function.

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Well, tell them I'm staff.

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Look, my boyfriend sucks,

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and I need to drink
to forget he exists.

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That way, when I next see him,
it will be a nice surprise.

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- Uh...
- We went to see

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The Hangover II,
and afterwards, all I said was

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that men aren't as funny
as they think they are,

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and he kicked off.
Why are men so wet?

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Why is it so fucking quiet
in here?

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You're at a wake.

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Fuck!

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Wasn't anyone
young or important, was it?

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Nah, just my dad.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry
for your loss.

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You know
your dad loved you so much.

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Thanks, Auntie Bebs.

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He was always so proud of you.

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Oh, would you like a...?

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Double Jack and Coke,
please, babes.

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- I'll bring it over.
- Oh, thank you.

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I have crashed a funeral.

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I think it's called "a wake"
if there's booze.

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You don't happen to have
any kind of trap door

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you could open beneath me,
or...?

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This isn't gonna work.

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A highlights reel
of our friendship

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isn't gonna make
everything OK.

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I know, I know,
it's more complicated than...

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The fact that the way we met is
funny and adorable doesn't mean

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that we're supposed to be
in each other's lives forever.

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I know, Eddie.

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Wh... Why don't you just sit?

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Just... one sec.

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It's just the glass -
it's not safe.

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Oh, my God!

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Is that from when Ryan was
in his...?

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- Woo!
- ♪ You're my

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- ♪ White tiger... ♪
- Ooh! Whoa!

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Argh!

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...Starlight Express era?

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- I'm gonna stay with Jay.
- No, Eddie, Jay's...

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Jay moved to Arizona
to prepare for the apocalypse.

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Can I please borrow your phone?

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I need to google
"free accommodation, London".

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Well, that is a one-way ticket
to sex trafficking,

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so I'm going to say no.

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You promised me one night. I...

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"Of all the old-man pubs

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"in all of mid-recession
Dalston,

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"I walked into yours."

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You realise my dad's wake
might not be

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the hilarious memory
that you think it is.

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Oh...

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I wasn't the one laughing.

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Ohh...!

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So what I'm gonna do is quietly
and respectfully

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tiptoe out of here, and
you never have to see me again.

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I don't think so.

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It'll just look weird
if you leave so quickly.

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- Oh, come on, I...
- You need to work

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on your mourner persona.
Are you a relative?

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Ooh - secret family!

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Uh, er, maybe I could be

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like a young runaway
your dad took in.

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God, sorry, it's really hard to
work with the age difference.

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I haven't laughed in so long.

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My face actually hurts.

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Ooh.

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I have
always depended

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on the kindness of strangers.

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- Theodora!
- A-a-and it's over.

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Theodora, my glass has been
empty for an hour.

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I wish you'd go around
to do top-ups.

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I'm actually
at my father's wake

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in more of a personal capacity,

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as much as I valued him
as an employer.

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But you're welcome to do it.

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Or Jay.

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No, your brother needed to get
back to work

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before the US markets open,

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and I need to be available
for people, Eddie, I...

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...am the widow.

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You divorced him 15 years ago.

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Who's this?

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- Uh...
- Maureen Johnson.

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I'm a good friend
of... the deceased.

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- Cam.
- Cam.

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The Deceased was
his golf nickname.

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Cameron didn't play golf.

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Funny,
he never mentioned an ex-wife.

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Not once
in all our... golf times.

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Well...

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Ooh, brave to go after my mum.
We've just met.

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Are you two close?

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Like sisters!

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Buffet emergency.
Sorry, but we are headed

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straight for a sausage roll
drought, Eddie.

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Now, I can go
to the big Sains...

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- No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
- No?

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No. Dad hated sausage rolls.

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He said they looked
like flaky dicks. It was...

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We are headed straight for
a Scotch egg drought, Eddie.

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Now, I can go
to the big Sainsbury's.

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Will, this is Maureen.

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Maggie... Donovan.

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- Enchantee!
- This is Maggie.

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She's a funeral crasher.

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This is my best friend, Will.

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Ew! Your best friend is a man?!

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Thank God I'M here.

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You have to admit, though,

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it felt like we were destined
to meet.

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Why? Because you made me laugh
when I was sad?

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- Whitney always said...
- Oh, come on!

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She always said you use fun
as a tool to keep me captive.

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Well, that's insane.

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Her point was that you deflect
with jokes

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to avoid the real shit.

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I don't avoid the real shit,
Eddie, I can't.

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I've just learnt that having
a sense of humor

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about that kind of stuff is
sort of crucial for survival.

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Sitting in the misery won't
make the misery go away.

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I know I might not be

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your classic version
of a support system,

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but I do support you.

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Like when you first
took over...

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Wet Mouth!

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Is that a new nickname?
It's gross.

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It's what you should
rename the pub.

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No-one wants to get fucked up
in the Red Lion.

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Lions are orange.

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I haven't decided yet.

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Like, I'd have to leave
law school.

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Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer,

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but not everyone gets to run
a cool bar.

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- It's not cool.
- Yeah, but it could be.

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All we have to do is, like,

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get someone from Vice
to DJ once a month

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and make sure the bathrooms
are disgusting.

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What are you doing?

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Just come up here.

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- Have you got any ciggies?
- Mm.

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Make a wish, bitch!

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It's like you're campaigning
to be the mayor of my life.

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None of this is relevant.

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And stop doing that!

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It's fucking pointless.

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Being your friend
is hard fucking work, Maggie.

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You're just ignoring
all the times you...

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Hey! Are you OK?
You look hungover.

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I'm fine. But thank you
for saying I look like shit.

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- Oh, sorry...
- Excuse me!

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I asked for two glasses,
you've only given me one.

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I had zero living family
who could support me

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- in any real way.
- I know.

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And then suddenly dropped
on my lap was

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this massive responsibility.

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- The bar...?
- You.

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Robert Downey Jr -
unconfirmed, but I see it.

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Carrie Fisher - legend.

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Vincent van Gogh -

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no way!
Do not cut off your ear.

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I will try.

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Mel Gibson -
they can't all be good.

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Kurt Cobain...

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I know you girls say having
a disgusting toilet

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makes the bar cooler,

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but there's got to be limits
to that, don't we think?

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Can you just leave out the ones
who've killed themselves?

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Yeah. Uh...

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Hmm... Buh-buh-buh...

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Great.

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- Sinead O'Connor.
- What about her?

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I'm finding cool celebrities
with bipolar disorder

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- to cheer Maggie up.
- Mm.

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Well, the first thing to do
is find the best treatment,

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get you into a routine.

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I think moving in with me would
do you a world of good

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- in that respect.
- No way.

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- Just while you...
- No.

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But, darling, I don't want you
to be alone while you're...

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What if something...?

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I can stay with her for a bit.

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- No, it's fine.
- No, no, no,

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it'll be a nice change
from upstairs.

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I've got so many rats now,

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I might need to build
some sort of home for them.

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Well...

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Is that cool?

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Yeah.

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Grand.

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That's settled.

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Do you have any jobs going?

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I can't do this any more.

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My God.

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The six months
that Anya worked here

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were the drunkest of my life.

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Yeah, I know. I lived with you
for most of them.

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Right.

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That must have been a lot
for you, I get it.

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You don't get it, Maggie,
how could you?

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- I do.
- No, you don't!

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You have never had to be
responsible for anyone else

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in your whole life.

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- Where are you...?
- Pissing!

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How's it looking in there?

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Something or someone has given
birth in the sink.

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But other than that,
about the same.

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Look, I know you think
this friendship has been

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about you looking after me,
and I get that. But...

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- ...I look after you, too.
- No, you don't.

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I do, Eddie, just because my
care looks different to yours.

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Name one time you've looked
after me successfully.

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Other than today?

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- Maggie...
- Fine.

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- Exactly!
- Well, just give me a minute!

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OK...
How about that time you...?

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They're honestly not that bad.

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OK. Go home. I'll run the bar.

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That's not what happened!

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They're honestly not that bad.

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OK. Go home. I'll run the bar.

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My point still stands.

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You're making it sound
like a bigger deal than it was,

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because you always change
the narrative to suit you.

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- No, I don't.
- You change so many details.

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Eddie...

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My memory is fucked
from years of being on lithium.

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I'm sorry.
It's not intentional,

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it's not malicious, I just...

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I can't remember every detail
of every moment.

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And that makes me sad
sometimes. But, yeah,

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it can't be helped, like.

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It's not on purpose.

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I am sorry if it was too much.

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I'm sorry if I leant on you.
I honestly didn't know

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I was doing it. I just didn't
have the tools to...

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I didn't have any tools,

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It's like I was trying to fix
an engine

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with my bare hands
and no YouTube.

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I'm sorry you had to be like
the...

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...the Farmer Hoggett
to my Babe.

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As my second Regina
of the night.

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This party shags!

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Hey! Get off your phone
and start serving, will ya?!

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Sometimes I think
it was more like

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the Babe leading the Babe.

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OK, maybe my shitty memory only
remembers the good things,

254
00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:30,781
but...

255
00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:33,043
...the night you won this,

256
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,524
when we...

257
00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:40,448
He is definitely the best shag
I've ever had,

258
00:12:40,548 --> 00:12:42,170
including women,

259
00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:44,331
which is VERY unusual!

260
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,652
Well, congratulations, Owen.

261
00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:46,973
It's all about the knuckles.

262
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,575
The knuckles!

263
00:12:49,675 --> 00:12:51,537
Not the knuckles!

264
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,258
It would be classic Anya
to like that, though.

265
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,100
You made a cute speech.

266
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,861
Did I? Cant remember.

267
00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:59,583
- Oh, come on.
- No, I don't.

268
00:12:59,683 --> 00:13:01,825
I told you, I'm basically
Dory from Finding Nemo,

269
00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,926
if she also had a mood
disorder.

270
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:06,268
You said something like...

271
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,030
Hear ye, hear ye.

272
00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:13,474
I have known Miss Theodora
Rushton for six years now,

273
00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,676
and in that time she has made
my life infinitely better.

274
00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:19,478
Oh, it's a serious one.
On top of that,

275
00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:22,441
she has single-handedly turned
Wet Mouth

276
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:25,523
into the
three-time motherfucking...

277
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:28,865
Hackney Online Bar
Of The Year!

278
00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:34,210
Eddie...

279
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,371
I have seen you deal
with every setback,

280
00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:39,374
every angry, drunk man,

281
00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,575
every pile of puke in the
bathroom, like it's nothing.

282
00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:45,018
But I know...
We know it's not nothing.

283
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,499
It's amazing.

284
00:13:46,599 --> 00:13:48,421
Eddie,

285
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:52,263
you are the coolest,

286
00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,465
strongest, smartest person
I know.

287
00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:55,706
And I really fucking love you.

288
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,227
No, I can't.

289
00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,048
No, you have to feel feelings.

290
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,069
No, I don't!

291
00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,090
Tickle her
until she feels feelings.

292
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,872
Must feel feelings!

293
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,393
- Feelings!
- Anya!

294
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:06,554
That was gorgeous, babe.

295
00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:09,877
Aw, thanks!

296
00:14:09,977 --> 00:14:11,318
Sorry, I don't want to be rude,
but who are you?

297
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,760
I'm Ryan.

298
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,002
I was sat at the table
next to you at the awards,

299
00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:18,103
and thought you guys seemed
more fun.

300
00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:23,007
Ryan in the ho-o-o-ouse!

301
00:14:23,107 --> 00:14:26,210
Ryan in the hizz-zzy!

302
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:31,093
I can't believe
that's how we met him,

303
00:14:31,193 --> 00:14:33,495
and now that bitch is literally
the executor of my will.

304
00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:35,256
I know, he I could have been

305
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:37,358
a killer or a furry,
for all we knew.

306
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,581
That's not a great example,

307
00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:43,143
- by the way.
- What?

308
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,443
Of you being an amazing friend.
It doesn't really support

309
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,545
- your argument.
- My argument?

310
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,266
Yeah, cos that night ended
when you...

311
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,988
Is she on any medication?
Do we know?

312
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,629
Hello?!

313
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,951
- Medication?
- Uh, y-yeah.

314
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:56,052
We're not on drugs!

315
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,915
I was on new meds.

316
00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:01,036
I wasn't supposed to drink
on them, but...

317
00:15:01,136 --> 00:15:03,878
But you did. And I don't get
to be angry about that

318
00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,920
because it's like,
"Oh, Maggie has bipolar.

319
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,561
"She can't help it.
It's not her fault."

320
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,723
So then I have to bury
my feelings.

321
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:12,245
- I never asked you to bury...
- That night was supposed to be

322
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,467
about Dad, so he could see
that everything was OK.

323
00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:17,969
I didn't know that.

324
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:20,071
Cos it's stupid.

325
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,373
He can't see anything.

326
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,474
He's dead.

327
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:29,078
Your feelings aren't stupid,
Eddie.

328
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:33,701
It matters to me
if I've hurt you.

329
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,803
There's always a reason you
can't show up for me, Maggie.

330
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,126
If you're referring
to what happened last year...

331
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,138
If you're talking about
what happened last year...

332
00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,781
I had lithium poisoning.

333
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,523
I had too much lithium
in my blood

334
00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:04,625
because my doctor prescribed
the wrong amount.

335
00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:08,448
That's the truth.

336
00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,810
I was trying really hard to get
better when that happened.

337
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,911
I still am.

338
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,413
It's a lot of work,
it's every day,

339
00:16:15,513 --> 00:16:17,515
but I am so much better now.

340
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,858
You don't seem better.

341
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,539
Sorry, Eddie,
but you don't know that.

342
00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:24,500
You haven't been here.

343
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,701
And when you've been here,
you've been...

344
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,803
Brainwashed by a con artist?

345
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:31,646
Yeah.

346
00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:35,048
You must feel...

347
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,011
I can't think of a better
word than insane...

348
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,295
I know what that's like...

349
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,738
...when your reality turns out
not to be real.

350
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:50,780
It happened to me.

351
00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:54,643
It follows me every day.
I try and forget it and...

352
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:56,085
...I can't.

353
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,891
Call an ambulance, for God's
sake!

354
00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,292
Didn't you know
she was out there?!

355
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,613
Oh, God!

356
00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:09,895
Come on, darling.
You'll be all right.

357
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,336
You'll be all right, love.

358
00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:13,778
Gillian wasn't there.

359
00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,880
- Yes, she was, I called her.
- No, you didn't.

360
00:17:17,441 --> 00:17:19,442
Oh!

361
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,285
Let's go over there.
Here we go.

362
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,388
OK. Take it easy.

363
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:28,489
OK.

364
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,351
Here you go.

365
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:32,452
OK...

366
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:39,798
Hi, Gillian. It's Will.

367
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:42,080
Um, can you meet me
at Homerton Hospital?

368
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,181
He's never said anything.

369
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,910
How do you know that?

370
00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:58,072
How do you know what happened?

371
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,895
He called me from the hospital
while I was at the airport.

372
00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:03,997
Oh.

373
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,639
So you knew
before you even left.

374
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,503
You knew I'd been poisoned, and
you didn't even drop me a DM.

375
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,605
- It's...
- Is that how much you hate me?

376
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,747
I missed your abortion
because I was poisoned.

377
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,469
But you abandoned me

378
00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:20,750
because you wanted to go
on holiday.

379
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,351
That's not it!

380
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:23,712
It kind of seems like it is!

381
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,452
I had to go, Maggie, I had to.

382
00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:27,355
Why?!

383
00:18:27,455 --> 00:18:28,816
So you could go and smoke
weed with Mind Control Barbie?

384
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:31,078
No, because I was fucked!

385
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,920
I was so fucked
and I'd just lost everything.

386
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,321
And I didn't know how to cope
with that.

387
00:18:35,421 --> 00:18:37,482
And I couldn't stay here
and sit

388
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,584
in the mess of it
because I'm fucking weak.

389
00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:44,128
I'm so weak that instead
of dealing with my shit,

390
00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,609
I found someone who told me
they could make it better

391
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,711
and I let them tell me what to
think. I mean, what the fuck?!

392
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,535
I know I'm not soft

393
00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:55,376
and I know I don't seem
like someone to be gentle with,

394
00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:57,478
but I am.

395
00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:02,221
My sad looks very different
to your sad,

396
00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:05,484
but it's still very real.
And it still fucking hurts.

397
00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:11,408
I'm a mess!

398
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,970
And a fraud and a loser.

399
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,874
You don't want me, Maggie,
I can't help you.

400
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:22,137
♪ Remember how it used to be

401
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,362
♪ When the sun would fill
the sky... ♪

402
00:19:28,462 --> 00:19:31,164
So... Thank you so much
for having me.

403
00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:33,285
Oh, you're more than welcome.

404
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:36,248
Theodora,
can you fetch the microphone?

405
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,349
I think now's the time
for my Amazing Grace.

406
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,832
Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that.

407
00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:45,535
You know, I thought
this was going to be

408
00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,636
the worst day of my life.

409
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,799
And it wasn't.

410
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,741
And I think that might be
because of you,

411
00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:56,263
you know, distracting me

412
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,824
with how insanely inappropriate
you are.

413
00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:02,648
♪ All I wish is gone away... ♪

414
00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:06,351
Any time.

415
00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:09,093
♪ All I wish is gone away

416
00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:14,617
♪ All I wish is gone away... ♪

417
00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:18,540
I'm so sorry.

418
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,863
Sorry, Maggie.

419
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:38,555
Mm...

420
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:42,318
Uh... Whew...

421
00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,884
So we're both Babe.

422
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,488
Two pigs are better than one
anyway.

423
00:20:54,848 --> 00:20:56,849
Mm.

424
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,492
Hey...

425
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,275
Get behind the bar.

426
00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,759
I'm not really
in the mood to make cocktails.

427
00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:11,481
Oh, come on, just...
just trust me. Come on.

428
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,582
Oh... OK.

429
00:21:34,718 --> 00:21:36,720
Hi! Uh, could I get a drink?

430
00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:41,704
I'm on the run from a screening
of The Hangover II,

431
00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:43,545
which I inexplicably attended
with the ex

432
00:21:43,645 --> 00:21:46,027
who told me
to go on the Dukan Diet.

433
00:21:46,127 --> 00:21:48,129
Hey! This doesn't happen
to be your dad's wake, does it?

434
00:21:50,651 --> 00:21:52,652
Ah...

435
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,476
It is, yeah,

436
00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,518
but, uh, please don't let that
stop you hanging out here

437
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,619
for hours.

438
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,043
So, what, we're just going
to start again?

439
00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:09,185
No. I mean, we can't.

440
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,448
What's done is done, like.

441
00:22:13,548 --> 00:22:15,730
I'm a nightmare.

442
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,691
You're a nightmare.

443
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,793
There's no cure for that.

444
00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:22,235
But...

445
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,878
We can decide
that we love each other.

446
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,361
That we need each other.

447
00:22:30,681 --> 00:22:32,683
Move on.

448
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,525
Together.

449
00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:39,528
Can I move in with you?

450
00:22:40,369 --> 00:22:42,951
Of course.

451
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,052
And everything will be
all right?

452
00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:50,617
You're all I have now, Maggie.

453
00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:26,624
♪ If I had words

454
00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:33,209
♪ To make a day for you

455
00:23:35,771 --> 00:23:39,674
♪ I'd sing you a morning... ♪

456
00:23:39,774 --> 00:23:41,356
I've got you.

457
00:23:41,456 --> 00:23:47,000
♪ ..golden and new

458
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:55,707
♪ I would make this day last
for all time

459
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:07,075
♪ Give you a night deep
in moonshine

460
00:24:15,842 --> 00:24:24,489
♪ If I had words
to make the day for you... ♪